Monthly Archives: June 2013

20 Reactions to Gaian Vaginas

“That is not a place that teeth are supposed to be.” “… what a nice set of clitorides you have.” “I see you’re part hyena.” “I don’t think I can do this if it’s going to keep making that noise.” “Would … Continue reading

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20 Reactions to Gaian Dicks

“You’re gonna have to promise here and now to never try to shave your own pubes again, because you look like you got head from a weedwhacker.” “That’s not a dick, that’s a graboid. I’mma go get Kevin Bacon, because … Continue reading

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Nadine is the Wind (NSFW)

“Dean, huh? My name’s Gabriel.” A name like that on a pretty face like his could only mean trouble. Nadine knew better. But knowing better had never stopped her before. “How Abrahamic of you,” she observed, cocking an eyebrow, sipping … Continue reading

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Movies

Nadine woke to the sound of the hotel room door opening – which she had to assume was intentional, because normally he was the quietest asshole on the planet. She grumbled as she slid out of bed, sore all over … Continue reading

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Nadine References Cinema (NSFW)

“Don’t think I’ve seen you around here before.” Nadine observed the voice’s owner out the corner of her eye, blowing smoke toward the sky and leaning against the wall in front of the pub. “I’m not a hooker, if that’s … Continue reading

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Nadine’s Morning After

“Good morning, sunshine.” “Morning,” Nadine mumbled in return, abandoning any pretense of still being asleep. Her palms pressed against the headboard, her toes toward the foot of the bed, her back arched in a stretch. Her brain was throbbing, foggy, … Continue reading

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Nadine Gets Her Wish

Princess Hwawan had never seen her brother fly into a rage – not like this. Prince Sado was angry, certainly – angry, petty, cruel. But the behavior being described by the servants, the roaring coming from his suite, was a … Continue reading

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Nadine’s Sister-in-Law

Princess Hwawan of Ala Ma was looking for her sister-in-law. Her brother Sado had sent her on the mission, and though it may have been beneath her, Hwawan generally tried not to anger Sado. It had been so nice, when … Continue reading

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Nadine’s Husband Touches Her (NSFW)

Princess Nadine’s husband liked to touch her when he thought she was sleeping. Or perhaps he didn’t like it, but did it anyway, for what reasons she could not imagine. When Prince Sado was awake, he could not get enough … Continue reading

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Nadine Decides to Fuck the Gardener

Nadine hated this place for all the same reasons that she hated her husband: she might have loved it, if it weren’t so awful. An arcology, of all things, a pyramid impossibly large made of alien metal and something that … Continue reading

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